Stă în vană și face baie singură. Urlă dintr-o dată:
– Aaaaahaaa haaa ha, sunt udăăăăăă…


Suntem la masă și mâncăm lebeniță și brioșe. Ridică bluza și își împinge burtica și spune:
– Uite ce burtă maaaare am! Imediat fac un bebe!
– Cum l-ai facut pe bebe? întreb eu, curioasă.
– Cu mâncare!


– Auuuuuu, m-a lovit un țânțaaaaaar!
– Cum te-a lovit, tu Mara??
– … cu piciorul!


Mara ne arată cotul cu o julitură şi tati o întreabă:
– Cum te-ai lovit? Uite că-ți curge sânge!
La care Mara răspunde ca niciodată (de obicei se vaită şi e mare tragedie):
– Nu curge sânge! Curge gem!
La masa de prânz, cu porția de paste în față:
– Hmmm… asta e frică de căței?
– Poftim?? nu înțeleg eu nimic.
– Pastele astea sunt cu frică de căței?
– …
Continuă să mănânce și, mai târziu, îmi pică fisa: google translate din #măruțisme: frică de căței = ficăței (pastele erau cu pipote de pui).
– Vai, ce tare mă doare spatele! Oare cine îmi face și mie puțin masaj? întreb eu într-o doară, cu zero speranță.
– Eu!! Pun ulei? zice Mara repede, ca și cum “să nu mi-o ia Andrei înainte cumva“.
– DA!! Îi dau repede sticla de ulei de masaj de pe noptieră și îmi ridic bluza, dându-i indicații prețioase:
– Pune puțin ulei, ca să nu curgă, și apoi masează pe tot spatele!
– E bine așa, mami?
– Daaaaa…!! E minunat!
– Dupa aia pui desene animate cu porcușorul?? (aka Peppa Pig)
BANG! #skilluridenegociere #2ani7luni
Coboară tacticoasă din mașină și merge prin iarbă, moment în care strigă către Hani:
– Tati, ia-mă în bațe că mă scarpină!
Pun niște flori în vază și apare lângă mine:
– Mmmm, ce frumos miroase! (nu chiar, erau niște floarea soarelui mici, dar la ea orice floare miroase frumos)
– Așa crezi? o întreb eu.
După ce pune mâna pe flori:
– Uite, mami, ce gălbenuș am pe deget!
Mai multe #măruțisme aici.

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